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21812

by George Hrab

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Instrumental
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When I Was Your Age When I was your age- the phone was tied to the wall with a kinky twisty three and a half foot chord it’s hard to believe but it had a ring that could not be turned off or ignored we couldn’t choose the sound of the ring it was just the sound that we called “the phone”, we’d never heard of a ring tone When I was your age- our video games looked nothing like the illustration on the box all of the graphics consisted of nothing more than simple lines and dots missiles were just a few pixels and the jungle swinging guy was a stick figure-- nothing bigger When I was your age- When I was your age we had this stuff called “film” you would stick in a camera before you took a shot and then you had to wait like a week until you could tell what pictures you got you would hand the film to a guy in a parking lot who lived in a booth, yeah it’s the truth When I was your age you had to wait till the movie was either in the theater or on TV you couldn’t rent an adventure if you wanted adventure you just had to wait and see and once you were watching you couldn’t stop or pause or even try to rewind, but we didn’t mind When I was your age- You see me as a grown up, singing from the stage I bet you can’t believe, I was ever your age- I was your age. When I was your age I loved Star Wars but I hear you love watching Star Wars more than me I wanted to be Indiana Jones and Dr. Jones is who you aspire to be and I liked playing with Lego and Lego are what you currently build and rearrange I guess some things never change When I was your age I didn’t like doing homework but when it was finished it always felt real good I didn’t like brushing my teeth but I brushed my teeth because Bert and Ernie said that I should I didn’t like listening to Mom though I knew deep inside it was the right thing to do and so do you, you know what’s true? Before you can say “boo” You’ll be my age too
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Everything Alive Will Die Someday Just remember- everything alive will die someday and that’s OK. It’s the great equating factor in the world like some desiccated tractor, we all run out of gas, this life can’t last ‘cause everything alive will die someday I used to worry that my folks would someday die ‘cause that meant if they could than that meant so could I too young to handle this morose philosophy I’d rather get high my way climbing up a tree and looking at the small-huge world I could survey I wondered what it’d feel like on that final day and calculated the heartbeats left in my lot then realized I best relax and just enjoy the time I’ve got and I’d remember- that everything alive will die someday and that’s OK. From the single cellular to grandiose seems we’re all destined to be toast ev’ry leaf, bush, shrub, and tree, will cease to be ‘cause everything alive will die someday every empire crumbles, every mammoth tumbles to the ground ally and enemy, both kick the bucket equally and in this truth there lies a fact if you ignore those who distract you might get to realize the fairness of unfairness is in everything’s demise You should remember, everything alive will die someday and that’s hard to say, but to me it’s more a blessing than a curse (is this a chorus or a weird verse?) every hand that’s ever writ- will up and quit, ‘cause everything alive will die someday BUT IN THE MEANTIME: I get to see you smile, and that makes it, ok for a while. To look into your eyes is worth the eventual demise of Earth
and of ev’ry living cell, what the hell… we get to be like Deborah and Clive for a few days So let’s remember, everything alive will die someday but let me say, you shouldn’t do just whatever you will don’t ever cause any ill- an historic reversal. Don’t you know? This IS the only chance you’ve got, it aught to mean an awful lot, this is the show and not some rehearsal talk of an extra inning implies this is just a beginning but there’s no prize you will be winning your existence is enough of a reward to keep you grinning or at least should be…
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Simple Simian Count the steps from here to the corner wash it up twenty times in a day triple check twist the cap on the nightstand glue the handle tie it down make it stay make a wish leave a dish for the offer switch the light make it right for your eyes say the words hope that someone is listening always back and forth never side to side She knows ’bout the bones you been fetching she knows she’s the queen of the Nile she knows how to push all your buttons she knows how to make them smile I can make that monkey smile My little simple simian not 8-track but oh– CD over my shoulder she can guarantee with her help I can get through any door that restricts me Count the tiles from here to the corner pull the knob and stick the keys in the place shag rug is my Poseidon Adventure check the mirror make sure it’s still my face telephone is ringing up to the quota clear the plate take Mona Lisa’s advice trash the stash that’s backed up cash for the ego watch the timer make sure it cooks up nice She knows ’bout the stones you been skippin’ she knows she’s the king of denial she knows ’bout the view from your shoulder she can make them walk a mile I’ll make that monkey walk a mile My little simple simian not 8-track but oh– CD over my shoulder she can guarantee with her advice I’m sure my own jury won’t convict me I’m no good without the one true pet I own disgruntled online shopper, clogged sink stopper indisposable, non-opposable thumbed one She knows ’bout the stones you been skippin’ she knows she’s the king of denial she knows ’bout the view from your shoulder she can make them walk a mile I’ll make that funky monkey walk a mile My little simple simian not 8-track but oh– CD over my shoulder she can guarantee with her help I can get through any door that restricts me
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God is Not Great god is not great, not from where I stand this 21st century man can, tend to get irate / I rate, on a scale from one to one less than some, it’s no fun, pounding my fists at the gate god is not great, I’ll plainly state, it’s not to late, maybe it is god’s way to mean, for all the power he’s got apparently it’s a lot I find it all obscene / seen quite enough of this bad play, yet they stay, day after day, less logic more latrine god’s way to mean, I’ll calmly scream, and cause a scene and in a way, it’s a shame, that some folks would remain in a box, and ignore, what they say he made us for god’s no ‘of course’, he’s had enough of a chance a new song needs a new dance, I’ll scream until I’m hoarse/horse race is lost but jockeys whip, though their grip starts to slip, never questioning the source god’s no of course, Christian or Norse, Sauron or Force, to me it’s all the same- god is not great.
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The Assumption I know you know you think I think I am the best But let me get a few things off of my chest Because I stand alone with what you call a frown Does not mean I’m stuck up, if anything I’m stuck down I know you know you think I think I am the POO But the truth could not be much further from true I’d rather have you wonder what I’m all about Than open up my mouth, and remove any doubt Don't you assume you really know me Don't you assume I'm sad and lonely Don’t wonder what I’m not revealing Looks can be concealing after all I know you know you think I think I’m where it’s at But don’t forget I see myself as bald and fat I promise you there is some more than what you see But your assumptions tend to make an ass of just me Don't you assume you really know me Don't you assume I'm sad and lonely Don’t look for answers on the ceiling Looks can be concealing… All of the people who would rather be by themselves aren't inherently unhappy, so don't pile up your assumptions you be the life of the party and I'll be the party of my life I know you know you think I think my stank don’t stink I’m sorry Mr. Gladwell I’m more blank than blink If first “of courses” tend to become just desserts I hope you’ll stick around for seconds and maybe thirds Don't you assume you really know me Don't you assume I'm sad and lonely You might find my thick skin appealing Looks can be concealing after all Looks can be concealing after all Looks can be concealing after all
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Ms.Information If there’s a problem you can always rely on one smart cookie with the masterful eye no type of problem has a chance to slip by Mz Information got who what where when and why Give her a challenge and she rise to the test a host of answers that won’t be second guessed her blond ambition simply makes her the best Ms. Information (got ya covered) north south east and west If there’s no way, it can be done in a day she will kick your deadline’s ass with her methods empirical you won’t believe the results you receive but don’t think that just ‘cause it’s done that it was not a miracle Problems are smashed with brick like tenacity facts packed and backed up by her veracity she shine despite shade cast by someone like me Mz. Information knows all- A to Z If there’s a dilemma with no solution she’ll clear the page of all eyeball pollution then spin your task with design revolution that’s why they call her: Ms. Information If there’s some way you need it yesterday and its got to have a sheen though it is just un-glossable she’ll do the work, but don’t you be a jerk and assume that what she does is any thing less than impossible Much more a star destroyer (boom!) than a planet (ah...) so solid you could mistake her for granite I should have told her this long ago should have known better but now I know If there’s a problem you can always rely on one smart cookie with the masterful eye no type of problem has a chance to slip by Mz Information got who what when where how if and why
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Fifty Stories One way streets and pre-sleet drips fill the trip with anticipation cautious calls during a busy fall through the all of past times recollections on the phone of not being alone of passing ships and skipped trips and paid debts and lost pets, and man it’s good to hear your voice Nicely sized and mildly spiced, fifty stories told while fifty stories high They are something but they don’t know what that something really is could it be that so much time has passed right by could it be that so much time has passed right by A dozen should do nicely I know it’s pricey, but the pleasure outweighs the cost adult conversation abrupt relocation a new dispensation to fill the calendar’s empty squares, smiling stares and pulled out chairs beginning from the last and, what’s past and, lots cast and… Nicely sized and mildly spiced, fifty stories told while fifty stories high They are something but they don’t know what that something really is could it be that so much time has passed right by could it be that so much time has passed right… ‘Bye’s been said so many times, here’s to “hello” Mildly spiced and nicely sized, fifty stories told while fifty stories high They are something but they don’t know what that something really is could it be that so much time has passed right by how could it be that so much time has passed right… ‘Bye’s been said so many times, here’s to “hello”
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Speak To You 04:23
Speak To You you tell me he’s okay, but I’m not sure just what that means you search for things to say you gauge reactions to fit your schemes I thought you said he was a younger man now you change your song it seems that details aren’t in your plan some remember the right I remember the wrong why would he only speak to you why would he choose to tell you things that only I should hear why would he say those things that aren’t true why would he only speak to you you tell me she’s alright convince me she’s always standing near she’s with me every night saying the words you think I want to hear I tell you it doesn’t make a lot of sense you continue on your ride I prove you wrong but you just take offense you tell me she’s doing well I tell you she’s still alive why would she only speak to you why would she choose to tell you things that only I should hear why would she say those things that aren’t true why would she only speak to you I don’t see what you see I don’t think like you think I don’t search for answers where I know they won’t be found I don’t hear like you hear I don’t dream like you dream I don’t think you realize the damage you have done I don’t want what you want I won’t cry like you cry I’m content to live with memories inside my mind so what’s the point of this I don’t feel better, I feel worse I’ve received your poison kiss your lips don’t quench my mind’s thirst you say that I’m just not accepting you I say it isn’t so your logic doesn’t seem to carry through you say to heal we hold on but to heal I’m letting go why would they only speak to you why would they choose to tell you things that only I should hear why would they say those things that aren’t true why would they only speak to you you prey on all the lonely people
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Think for Yourself As sure as the star bellied sneeches butter the underside of their toast All things being equal, the simplest answer’s worth most Don’t rely on Vishnu, Buddha, Ron Popeil or Holy Ghost Just consider these words, and that ship of life you’re sailing on might not smash into the coast: Watching every channel, all that I do is see, oceans of gullible conformity Oh I’ve had enough, of all the smiles and all the teeth and all the nods And I’ve had my fill of promises, from magic rays, to painless perfect bods Watching every channel, that flashes before me, I can’t believe the level of spirituality Oh I’ve had enough, of the geeks who have claimed to have found “the” way I wish that guy watching would just take a sec, and consider what I have got to say Think for yourself, little man Don’t let ‘em tell you that they have the plan ’Cause everyone’s lost chin deep in the sand And what they tryin’ to sell to you, you shouldn’t be buyin’ Think for yourself, little girl Don’t let ’em tell you how to run your world ‘Cause everyone’s the same choking back that nervous hurl And if they tell you they ain’t, well they’re just lying, yeah they’re just lying Reading all the pages in the standard magazines I wonder if they realize what all the small print means Oh you need a microscope, to read about the no fault guarantee And to see that “these results not typical” and this offer’s void in any state that’s spelt with an “e” Watching all the people place bet after amazing bet I wonder if they realize their misplaced raison d’être But they don’t wanna hear, about the odds and statistic A and B ‘Cause they know a guy who’s got a friend who’s got a brother Who read a book by this other guy who says that “hey, this stuff always works for me!” Think for yourself little folks Yo…check one-two one-two, is this thing on? Hey, these are the jokes… Beware of the dudes who don’t like jabs and pokes ‘Cause when you can’t laugh at yourself, you just end up crying Think for yourself, little friend Is it you that they like, or is it the money you spend Beware of the jerks, who’d rather break than bend And to question anything to them is like dying, yeah it’s like dying Listening to the radio, from my comfy cozy chair No one seems to question all the claims out on the air Oh I’m tired, of all the promises so tremulous And I can’t conceive the cache of creeps and cretins who continue to be so uncannily credulous Think for yourselves, everyone Don’t believe what is said, put your stock in what’s done Insist on all the facts, then add up your own sum Or else the punch you might get won’t be Hawaiian Think for yourselves one and all Don’t jump to conclusions don’t beat up Peter if you’re pissed at Paul Don’t fall for anything, and please don’t drop the ball Just be sure to do your who, what, where, when and why-in, yeah- Hawaiian.
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Convenient 05:21
Convenient Mweh Heh Ya Heh-Na, Hey Hey And when they’re laughing at me I get so mad I just can’t see Make fun of my deformity ‘Til it’s convenient, ‘til it’s convenient Boss man joins in on the fun Laughin’ with the rest of everyone He’ll change his song with the setting sun When it’s convenient, when it’s convenient Mweh Heh Ya Heh-Na, Hey Hey And though they mock how I appear They think I am to dumb to hear Situation’s changed suddenly they cheer When it’s convenient, when it’s convenient The forecast’s bad he’s come to say Now I can help in my own way Use what I got to save the day Now it’s convenient, now it’s convenient Mweh Heh Ya Heh-Na, Hey Hey Now they let me play their game I know they’re thoughts are still the same Rude often carries no shame ‘Til it’s convenient, ‘til it’s convenient
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Atlanta 07:14
Atlanta I was lost, the roads left did not seem right covered the cost with spare change picked up after each fight saw the path that I was bound to take although I checked the math, I refused to admit a mistake How could I know what would happen at the end of that night Atlanta you saved me, you saved me. Time went fast, courting kindness not easily dismissed first to the mast with sounds of sirens too hard to resist a captain in part, reading maps filled with ways of because although I had the chart, I refused to admit where I was How could I know that my rescue was just out of sight Atlanta you saved me, yeah you saved me. Atlanta you saved me, yeah you saved me Past paths more pathetic than the forest before us to think it's synthetic for someone to adore us but I found the trail though the sands had all shifted  overwhelmed by the weight of the load that was lifted suddenly, all the words that used to weigh me down get to be the same words lifting me off the ground how could I know, that my falling would turn into flight Atlanta you saved me, yeah you saved me. Atlanta you saved me, yeah you saved me yeah you saved me, you saved me
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Age of the Fern Once Upon a time before Madonna ruled the land When dinosaurs where boppin to a Mesozoic band before the mammals showed and things got out of hand Yes it was the age of the fern It was a time when bouncers didn’t card or judge your hair the subways always ran on time and one would feel safe there athletes never went on strike and referees judged fair cause it was the age of the fern Lawyers could not foul things up ‘cause they were not around no Shiites dumping toxic waste upon the holy ground no police getting into high speed chases with James Brown cause it was the age of the fern Now the fern has kept its mouth shut cause the sandal wearing morons are convinced that they have ESP and regardless of the proof they see, on FOX TV, to me Uri Geller still sound like a putz The days when green was prevalent from sea to boiling sea there was no bad cholesterol no fruity herbal tea there were no telemarketing people calling me cause it was the age of the fern The Martians used our planet as a rest stop for their cars they built up all the pyramids and used them for wet bars then they packed up all the little ones and shot back for the stars cause it was the age of the fern (BECAUSE OF THIS) the fern is said to know the secrets of both time and space it doesn’t ever mention this ‘cause it feels out of place it longs for the days before the human race when it was the age of the fern Now the fern has gotten a bad rap ‘cause the stuff it sees on the idiot box isn’t worth the CO2 to talk about And when Tilton humps the screen and says the lord is being mean our photosynthesizing friends would rather not say squat. And save us the embarrassment while they just get ripped on chlorophyll cocktails. You realize this tale I tell is based up on the truth it was told to me by someone who has never been uncouth the story was recounted in between sips of vermouth he told me all about the age of the fern Now what the heck’s the point to all the stuff that’s in this song I’ve only got one line left so I will not make it long perhaps some things were better then perhaps I am just wrong goodbye, fern ow!
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Shoe 05:08
Shoe scrambled eggs and scrambled minds lead to scrambled rules and scrambled times the finger points with no affection and blame is cast by mere suggestion yet quicker than the forest burns to their surprise the table turns what once was cast in my direction now smiles back from their reflection they slap the tape across the mouth and speak of filth from north and south not seeing past the next day’s news they only win, they never lose but winds can blow from any vector no one can beat this lie detector a ship of drools with each one denser won’t smell the stench from their own censer fuck you-- it’s on the other foot now shoe enough fuck you -- it’s on the other foot now this censored ship will surely sink if you don’t take a pause and think about the bullshit that you drink mouthful of bull will make breath stink but you’re too big with too much nerve you disregard the sharpest curve and act shocked when your bodies swerve what comes around’s what you deserve fuck you a broken band no one wants to join it’s hard to flip this two-faced coin with sleepy eyes they hit the sack and cash checks that they can’t pay back but life it can be quite a pitch you have to watch rotating stitch what once was tossed with real affection now gets thrown up by gag reflection the memories that make me sick I joined your club and got beat with stick I got straight face talk with unmoving lip I rearranged the chairs on your sinking ship now you cough and hack in a humorless spasm no bricks can fill this deep sar-chasm the book slams shut with lessons learned the other foot always gets its turn fuck you can’t say enough, can’t say enough think about the shoe think about the shoe
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Disappointed 06:08
Disappointed I was so disappointed Out of all of the people to think what they think How could your ideas be so disjointed Poured out glass upon glass that you casually accept and drink Speaking in barbecue tongues you dismiss what you taught me Questioning stares all look back from the books that you bought me I was so disappointed Throw away all the lessons of evidence weighed Now you seem like one of the anointed Did the Governor call was your execution of logic stayed Speaking in talking point rhymes you just parrot what they find This from the teacher who taught me to make up my own mind Carl and Michael and Stephen and Jared might all cry Richard and Randi and Martin and Charles would all ask why I was so disillusioned That the past influenced what you did try to sell Looking for weapons of mass confusion Never thought that the target they’d splay on you would stick so well All the while mocking how someone could invest in that plan placing yourself in a corner with paint from that same can I was so disillusioned You resorted to tactics I’d never conceive Equating paper cuts to contusions Turning your back on all of the things we’re supposed to believe All the while that conversation still eerily haunts me To see you’re not exempt is the one thing that most disappoints me Carl and Michael and Stephen and Jared might all cry Richard and Randi and Martin and Charles would all ask why I can’t believe what a skeptic you are
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Death From The Skies The fairness of unfairness is in everything’s demise These are the ways the world will end- these are the ways: odds of dying by asteroid impact: 1 in 700,000 The overall risk of dying from an impact in your lifetime is one in seven hundred thousand- somewhat less than being killed by a fireworks accident, but still more probable than being killed on an amusement park ride or by an act of terrorism. These are the ways the world will end... Odds of dying by supernova explosion: 1 in 10,000,000 Supernovae happen about once per century in any given galaxy. Assuming the event would cause a mass extinction killing everyone on earth- the odds of you specifically dying from one during your lifetime are about 1 in 10 million. These are the ways the world will end... Odds of dying by solar flare or coronal mass ejection: ZERO* but with an asterisk. While a whopping big solar event can seriously impair or destroy a nation's infrastructure and economy, in general it will not directly cause deaths. We have to rate this a zero* chance for human fatality, but with an asterisk, as a nod to the destructive power it has in other ways. Odds of dying by gamma ray burst: 1 in 14,000,000 Gamma ray bursts are dangerous from distances of more than 7,000 light years. You would have to be in the path of a relatively narrow beam to get hurt. Your odds of being killed by a GRB are one in 14 million. You're about as likely to be killed by a shark attack. These are the ways the world will end... Eventual odds of dying by death of the sun: inevitable These are the ways the world will end... Eventual odds of dying by galactic doom: inevitable These are the ways the world will end... eventual odds of dying by death of the universe: inevitable These are the ways the world will end...
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brainsbodyboth Some girls are born with looks to kill some girls are born with intimate skills some girls are just concerned with fun some girls are like an SNL skit at a quarter to one what I need is a two-sided coin she better satisfy my brain as well as my loins she better wear a tight dress and have a mind that’s strong I want brains and a body is that so wrong? when she shows me her brain cells then my pride suddenly swells like a Botticelli chick she’s on the half shell but she likes gettin’ nasty like Tori Welles brainsbodyboth... I wanna eat my cake and have it too It’s scary, a dictionary is very good to try and retain and impress but I also don’t mind a vinyl dress and when she’s watchin’ Jeopardy she never has to guess you may ask why I’m specific well dumb girls make me soporific I need a brain and a bod that are both terrific like a domain name that’s case specific she’s the queen of conversation a panel member on Face the Nation but she gets on all fours without hesitation and she got the best seat without a reservation brainsbodyboth... it’s true, I want a high IQ She drinks Perrier, she reads Beaudelaire I like to smell her hair and her underwear ’cause her derriere goes from here to there she’s like two floor toms, rack, kick, and snare she goes to museums like Whitney to learn about the pigment at the installation she also knows S. Morgenstern is a figment of imagination she always puts Horace before Descartes she can make a point like Georges Seurat she can choke the chicken like Julia Child and she knows how to make my Oscar Wilde brainsbodyboth… She got brains and a brickhouse bod to behold she knows FE’s iron and AU’s gold she got the origami hands that can flex and fold "love for sale" I’m sold, I’m sold boys don’t be afraid of a high IQ a girl with smarts knows what to do she reads Masters & Johnson and Kinsey, too Boys, do I lie? It’s true, it’s true It’s true, I want a high IQ, how ‘bout you? You better know who the hell is Eddie Jobson and have a Brit wit like Emma Thompson you can use irony to cut and slay and you can have the chunky glasses like Tina Fey you better like films by Kurosawa you better stay naked outside the shower you better ding dang dingle for over an hour then calculate binomials to the 10th power brainsbodyboth… She can make my wick stick out my candle she knows which one’s Haydn and which one is Handel so put on a dress that barely fits then shake your ass and show me your wits
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FAR 04:43
Atlanta I was lost, the roads left did not seem right covered the cost with spare change picked up after each fight saw the path that I was bound to take although I checked the math, I refused to admit a mistake How could I know what would happen at the end of that night Atlanta you saved me, you saved me. Time went fast, courting kindness not easily dismissed first to the mast with sounds of sirens too hard to resist a captain in part, reading maps filled with ways of because although I had the chart, I refused to admit where I was How could I know that my rescue was just out of sight Atlanta you saved me, yeah you saved me. Atlanta you saved me, yeah you saved me Past paths more pathetic than the forest before us to think it's synthetic for someone to adore us but I found the trail though the sands had all shifted  overwhelmed by the weight of the load that was lifted suddenly, all the words that used to weigh me down get to be the same words lifting me off the ground how could I know, that my falling would turn into flight Atlanta you saved me, yeah you saved me. Atlanta you saved me, yeah you saved me yeah you saved me, you saved me
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Happy Birthday Baby Happy birthday baby, Your special day is here Happy birthday baby, I get to love you for another year Happy birthday baby, time can go so fast let’s do everything to make your day last Happy birthday baby, make a wish upon a star Happy birthday baby, I wished for you and here you are Happy birthday baby, enjoy every last crumb may today be the best day so far but the worst of what’s to come I wish I could control the sun that way your day could last until you wanted it done Happy birthday baby, lots of cake to go around Happy birthday baby, I hope your feet never touch the ground Happy birthday baby, one thing I know is true every day’s my birthday ‘cause I’ve got you I wish I could control the sun that way your day could last until you wanted it done, ‘til it was done Happy birthday baby, here’s to many more Happy birthday baby, to the person I adore Happy birthday baby, two things I know are true this day is your birthday and I love you
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Sciurus Carolinensis Lookout for the squirrels they might be finding your nuts And I do not mean that they will judge you insane Hiding tasty morsels in crevices and ruts Taken aback by how much their pleasure causes pain Lookout for the squirrels they can show up any place Knowing that your observation skills are astute It can be upsetting when you get face to face Taken aback by how suddenly they’re not so cute They’re not so cute when you see them at eye level They’re not so cute when you see them at all Those bushy tails are eyebrows off some devil They’re not so cute when you're backed up against the wall Lookout for the squirrels in garbage dumpsters and drums Though the tales they spin seldom if ever are true Winkin’ at ya with pseudo opposable thumbs Taken aback these fuzz rats can scare the crap out you Lookout for the squirrels their numbers grow every day Spreading out from city parks and golf courses too Suddenly you’ll find yourself in nut deep dismay Taken aback and wondering just what will you do What will you do when you can hear them huffin What will you do when they’re too close to ignore Their confidence grows with ev’ry stale muffin What will you do when they’re scratchin’ at your door What will you do. What will you do. Tell me WHAT WILL YOU DO?

about

Thanks to Jay Novella, Bob Novella, and Evan Bernstein.

Thanks, as always, top my parentsd George & Myra Hrab who continue to be generous in innumerable ways.

Finally, thanks to everyone in the band, all the guest performers, the volunteer staff, BJ Kramer for agreeing to make this possible, Henrique for above and beyond assistance and enthusiasm, Ms. Info for her endless support and talent, Kiera for her unlimited patience and for being there to catch me, and especially huge thanks to Slau for getting the ball rolling– and for continuing to roll the ball. NONE of this exists without you all.

-Thanks, George


FOR ANDY

21812 features the songs:
The Coelacanth Sighs from COELACANTH
When I Was Your Age from TREBUCHET
Everything Alive Will Die Someday from TREBUCHET
Simple Simian from COELACANTH
God Is Not Great from TREBUCHET
The Assumption from INTERROBANG
Ms.Information from TREBUCHET
Fifty Stories from TREBUCHET
Speak To You from Vitriol
Think For Yourself from COELACANTH
Convenient from COELACANTH
Children on Airplanes unreleased
Atlanta from TREBUCHET
Age of the Fern from [sic]
Shoe from VITRIOL
Disappointed from NTERROBANG
Death from the Skies from TREBUCHET
brainsbodyboth from COELACANTH
FAR from TREBUCHET
Happy Birthday Baby from TREBUCHET
Sciurus Carolinensis from INTERROBANG

credits

released February 1, 2013

George Hrab & The Geologic Orchestra
21812: A Gneiss Night Out

George Hrab: guitar, drums, vocals, maniacal direction
Eric Kenlin: drums, vocals
Vinnie Puccio: bass
Ross Brown: percussion, vocals
Andy Kowal: trumpet, arrangement
Dave Painchaud: trumpet
Steve Bridges: tenor sax, also sax, flute, arrangement
Neil Wetzel: baritone sax, tenor sax, flute
Dale Gerheart: trombone

Special Guests
Vocal on Death from the Skies: Phil Plait
Vocal on Think For Yourself: Alissa B. Anderson & Jillian Rhys McCoy
Geo’s Mom: Myra Hrab

Producer: George Hrab
Executive Producer: BJ Kramer

All songs: music and lyrics by George Hrab

Live Sound: Phil Forchelli, City Entertainment
Lighting Design: Anthony Forchielli
Live Recording: Slau Halatyn
Recording Assistants: J.D. Mack, Joseph Halatyn

Video: Lisa Koza Productions
Camera operators: Lisa Koza, Luiz Oliviera, Lisa Robinson, Chris Martino

Documentary Producer, DVD Authoring, & special pants: Henrique Couto

Audio and 5.1 mix: Slau Halatyn, BeSharp Studios
Recording assistants: J.D.Mack, Joseph Halatyn

Ms.Information: Donna Mugavero
Event Coordinator: Kiera Wilhelm
Photography: Bruce Press

21812 volunteers: Julie Press, Allie Press, Benjamin Press, Donna Kenlin, Maki Naro, Erin Kowal, Anne Renaldi, Jim Renaldi, Michelle Killian Weiner, Amy Davis Roth, Johnny Skaare, Brian Gregory, Timothy Brooks

Sheer Brick Liason Team: Evo Terra, Sheila Dee
21812 Kinetic Topogrophy video: Mathew Rogers
21812 Poster Art: Maki Naro
Happy Birthday Baby micro-arrangement: Stephen Primatic

THANKS TO THE CITY OF BETHLEHEM, PA
Come visit! bethlehem-pa.gov

THIS IS ALBUM NUMBER SEVEN

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George Hrab Bethlehem, Pennsylvania

George Hrab is a multi-instrumentalist, singer, songwriter, story teller, science advocate, producer, composer, & vigilant defender of the Theory of Gravity. He’s produced seven studio albums, 800 plus podcasts, two books, one concert DVD and is determined to keep making more and more stuff everyday. ... more

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